Sunday, 25 January 2009

250 Years to the Day

It's the 250th anniversary since Burns' was born.
This came into my mind while being a little bit 'fou'-
(You ken the feeling - the period when you have had two or three
drinks - you are a bit more lucid and can think a bit more
clearly - before getting completely blootered.)
Please forgive its pishy quality.

Welcome to the bank

Your balance is nil !
You can withdraw nil !

Ha ha ho ho hee !

We are loaded
You are skint !

Ha Ha Ho Ho hee !

Time to fuck off
"On yer bike"

Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee !

We're to blame
but we've got no shame

Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee!

Peter Burton


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